It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right, put your hands on your hips, bring your knees in tight, its the pelvic trust that really drive you insane, lets do the time warp again. WHAT THE F%&K is this? I can here you saying to yourselves. Let me explain…..

As I was driving around Kirkby, coming down Simonswood lane looking at the Sonae belching out smoke from the chimney, looking at the dust covering the bonnet of my car, I found myself thinking back to the LIVERPOOL ECHO article in which NEIL TURNER stated he had given the Sonae 42 days to stop the dust from covering the people of Kirkby and that he had been in talks (yes more talks) with TONY HACKET from the Sonae and he had assured Neil that he would do all in his power to remedy the situation. WELL ?

Sonae Time warp: 2002 Wood-dust Bonfire

Let me take you on a trip back in time as it seem I do a lot lately with this Sonae problem, this time last year just after bonfire night the stock pile of wood chips and dust caught fire and we the people of Northwood spent the next four or five months breathing in the smoke smelling the stench all over the Christmas period through the new year and into February, myself, like many people in Kirkby, complained bitterly to the council and still nothing happened until after the new year. In the mean time some bright spark (SORRY FOR THAT - SHOULDENT SAY SPARK AND SONEA IN THE SAME LETTER IT'S LIKELY TO EXPLODE OR BURST INTO FLAMES) turned the hose pipes on and washed all the contaminates into the local rivers and killed all the wild life, so - what to do?, get it, load it onto wagons transport it through Kirkby and make sure you drop most of it onto the road and create a hazard to the cars that drive on the road. Then - dump it on some land to burn down, jobs a good-un.

STAR DATE 21/11/2003 news just in

Man driving around Kirkby, coming down Simonswood lane, looking at Sonae belching out smoke from its chimney, reports seeing large stockpile of wood chips and dust on fire! Looks like another smoking Christmas for the people of Northwood and yet another miserable new year.

The people who represent Knowsley have all been contacted by myself on many occasions over the Sonae issue over the last 12 months and these are my findings…………

GEORGE HOWARTH - HE WILL JUMP TO THE LEFT AND THEN TO THE RIGHT if it makes him look like he is doing something! Anything! - It don't matter if it's of no use, he just jumps .

NEIL TURNER - HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS if you tell him the Sonae is contaminating your home and family. So what, he like the rest does not live here and Sonae does not affect him or his family.

STEVE GALLAGHER - HE BRINGS HIS KNEES IN TIGHT AND WILL GIVE US A PELVIC THRUST he will make sure he's alright jack, cover his knackers and give the people of Knowsley a good old PELVIC TRUST -about 15% worth should do.

SONEA - THIS FIRM WILL DRIVE ALL OF US INSANE from the poor people of Kirkby who have to endure the dust, stench, bad health, and the eyesore that is the Sonae - all down to the representatives of Knowsley who voted for the Sonae to be build here in the first place You people have got a load more madness to come, you will rue the day!!!.

MR WILLIAMS - (aka Mr Dusted - me!) I WILL BE DOING THE TIME WARP AGAIN time, and time again no doubt.

PS - just can not get the picture out of my head red corsets suspenders and stockings.

Ed - You may notice the picture of Howarth at the top in his corsets - its image manipulation of course - no way would George Howarth wear these things,would he? if he does - it's his business. It's an image I very much wish to get out of my head! - Pictured with George is Mandy Mandelson - who gave Sonae 1.9M. Playing dirty?

As for another wood dust fire - I will confirm this later - and photograph any evidence tomorrow. Thanks to Joe for his latest contribution on Sonae. Do send in YOUR news on Sonae to Kirkby Times. Together we CAN get rid of Sonae.