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Sinister Activities in Kirkby's Sky

Photo Above:Proof of UFO Activity
There has long been talk in Kirkby
of Mysterious goings on in the sky's. Kirkby times Photographer risked certain death by
snapping these series of frightening photo's.
Stop these Alien Scum From Killing our Kids!
Aug 28th 2002 was just another day in Kirkby, a clear sky, sunny for a change with plenty of people out and about.
Westhead Avenue, Northwood, Approx 3.56pm, a shape descended from the sky at an incredible rate!, the Photo above shows the shape to be that of a flying saucer like
object, clearly visible, hovering above the area. There was no noise whatsoever.
Killed For Riding a Bike!
The Photo's below are the other two of a series of 3. You can understand the reluctance
of the Kirkby times Photographer to take too many photo's when you see the deadly death laser type ray which came from the UFO.
UFO LASER HITS LOCAL KID.......
The Kid was on a bike which you can see clearly visible if you magnify this picture.
LOCAL KID EXPLODES, ALIENS FLEE!

It all Happened so Fast!
The position of the bus shows how fast the incident happened. The speed of these craft are amazing,
and the witnesses to this latest incident of Alien Activity in Kirkby were all dumb struck by the speed.
Joe Davies a taxi driver of Northwood Kirkby commented. " The UFO shot out the blue, i had to steer to avoid the Laser ray
and as a consequence suffered a whiplash injury." Another witness who wishes to remain anonymous stated "I thought the kids had nicked a UFO the way the craft was being driven."
This incident is the latest in a series of UFO incidents in the Kirkby Area, this is the first time the Aliens UFO's have been photographed and
we have released them to the public so as to Warn people as to the dangers of this attack on our freedom and liberty.
To Vaporise a poor kid in the broad daylight is going too far.
Fight back! Donate to our Fighting fund!
The Aliens may have the firepower,
but Kirkby will not give in to them as long as we Live. To support the effort of this fight back,
we hope people may care to donate to Kirkby times for the Alien Fighting Fund.It Could be YOU next.
Do something!, Donate!
Keep our Skies Clean!
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