It appears from initial reports that Prince Charles wedding to Camilla will not be seeing a gig by popular UK Rock band Queen. The news was released today with some shock being expressed by the decision for Queen to not attend the wedding although invitations were sent.
Some believe that since the death of Freddie Mercury, the band is 'no good anymore',
with one Kirkby music fan stating that "It's like asking Pete Best and Gerry
Marsden joining with Paul and Ringo and pretending to be the Beatles."
Queen guitarist, Brian May, that bloke who looks like Dirty Dens ex wife off
Eastenders, and sleeps with her because he loves himself so much , told Chat magazine that
"I've got to wash my hair that day, in fact, its so long and flowing that
me and Angie stay in most nights and wash our hair."
Blue Blooded Vein?
Kirkby Times can reveal that the former Kirkby Rock legends 'Blue Vein' might reform to take the place of Queen, but former singer Jimmy Keaton was reported to have snubbed Prince Charles and is still controversially linked with 'an incident' in which members of the band and there entourage 'said bad things' about the Royals. Some claim this is the reason for the band being left out of honour lists.
We can also reveal that Price Edward has been appointed Royal Entertainment Official for the ceremony, and has reproduced the infamous 'Royal it's a Knockout' course - based on the popular British TV show in which teams competed on an obstacle course.
Stable relationship?
It looks like Charles will spend the honeymoon in a stable, near Windsor Castle.
Disclaimer
As ever in the interests of honest reporting, mistakes can be made when rumours are presented as fact.
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