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Oasis Hate Mail! Noel Loses the Plot
Kirkby Times won
sympathy for its story of the Oasis Duo attacking the Kirkby
Times Photographer. The incident, reported all over the internet,
won respect from the public due to the no nonsense way in which
the Manchester Pop Duo were taken care of. We thought the matter had
ended, but on the 5th of December, we received an email from
a solicitor acting for Noel Gallagher asking for the story to
be withdrawn. This was refused, and hours later, we received
a series of threatening emails from the Noel which we can only now
publish here online. We warn you that the language of the email's
is highly abusive.
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 01:28
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: Scouse Cu**
Its me you scouse twa*, fu**ing think your something don't you?
You fu**ing scouse c*** The website you run is fu**ing sh*** and
your slum fu**ing town is a fu**ing sh**hole. Fu**ing take the fu**ing
web page about me and our kid off. I paid 23 thousand quid to ban you,
so fu**ing listen to our solicitor or you'll be fu**ing dead you scouse
fu**ing tw**. All fu**ing scousers are scum.
Yours Rock and Roll
Noel Gallagher.
From kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Date 05-12-02 01:34
To noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Subject: All scousers?
Sorry Noel, there's no chance of taking off the web page about
you and your brother.
Please stop being abusive, i thought you had learned your lesson
after our last encounter
Yours
Kirkby Times Photographer.
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 01.35
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: Scouse Cu**
Fu** you scouse fu**ing cu**. I've had some fu**ing coke, and some
vodka, and I've got fu**ing millions of pounds so fu** you. Fu**ing tw**,
scouse fuc*** wan***, fu**ing think your fu**ing hard? WELL FU** YOU
MAN, I'M BIGGER THAN FU**ING GOD. Do you know who the fu** I AM?
I'm NOEL FU**ING GALLAGHER MATE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
FU** YOU AR**HOLE. Scouse fu**ing tw**
FU** OFF
Noel Gallagher
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 01.39
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: Fu** you Scouse Cu**
I forgot to say that you still have not taken off the fu**ing web page,
fu**ing do it NOW scouser, do it before I get you ruined,
I'll fu**ing ruin you man, you fu**ing scouse cu**, are YOU
FU**ING LISTENING TO THIS SCOUSE? FU**ING DO WHAT I SAY.
Fu**ing scouse tw**
Noel Gallagher
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 02.38
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: I'm gonna pay someone to fu**ing shoot you man!
I'll fu**ing kill your family and burn your fu**ing house ,
fu** you for ignoring me I AM NOEL GALLAGHER, I WRITE FU**ING HIT
SONGS AND NO SCOUSE CU** WITH A FU**ING WEBSITE WILL SLAG ME OFF
AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
Scouse Fu**ing scum
Noel Gallagher
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 03.33
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: you will die scouse
YOU WILL DIE
Fu** you
Noel Gallagher
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 04.36
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: Your gonna fu**ing Roll with it
Fu**ing twa**ed I am. Snorting coke and drinking champagne super novas,
and I'm gonna fu**ing get you. You'll be fu**ed up so bad scouser. I can
pay the boys from Manchester to fu**ing shoot you for fu** all, I'll get
you cut up as well COS NO FU**ING SCOUSER WILL EVER SLAG ME OFF AGAIN EVER.
Fu** You.
Noel Gallagher
From kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Date 05-12-02 05:02
To noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Subject: The Law
Noel, kindly refrain from the abuse, its illegal and if you
persist I shall have to enforce an order preventing you sending
malicious emails.
Sorry to hear about the sales of your last Album.
From: noel-gallagher@wonderwall.com
Date: 05-12-02 06.38
To kirkbytimes@talk21.com
Subject: Your gonna DIE
Now you've done it, no-one but NO-ONE slags off the music right?
FU**ing sold millions, how many albums you sold you scouse fu**ing twa*?
Fu**ing none!, thats how many! FU**ing take the shi** off about me and our kid,
i'm fu**ing sick of this sh**, DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FU** I AM?
i sell millions of records I AM FU**ING NOEL GALLAGHER SO FU**ING SHOW RESPECT
.yOU ARE FU**ING DEAD MAN! dEAD! YOU SCOUSE TW*T
die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noel Gallagher
So Sad!
There were more emails, a total of 45 in all, it seems Noel was up all night
sending hate mails to Kirkby Times, we suspect that he may well have been using substances
similar to cocaine or amphetamine
combined with cigarettes heroin and alcohol, possibly cannabis. Noel, who has recently
been suffering a lot of pressure due to his inability to produce anything more than half mediocre music
may also be suffering mental problems as our emails clearly show. Its sad that Noel has
come to this. We hope that by publishing the emails it may get Noel the
much needed help he deserves. He will get the oppertunity to be given that help when
Kirkby Times sues him.
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