Play God with Kirkby Times! -Send Knowsley Council and other sinners to Hell and create your own Knowsley Council Hell web-page !!!!

Knowsley council Hell! - condemn the sinners!

It's a great new feature for Kirkby Times, and offers you the opportunity to build a web page! - Don't worry - we create it, you can then copy and paste it into your html editor or a simple notepad text file and rename it hell.html to create your own webpage! (Instructions are given further below) Enjoy being God and cast those sinners into Knowsley Council Hell! The best Hell may win a special prize!!

Step 1. Choosing your sinners

Step 2. Feeling Merciful?

As God you need to Pick some sinners to condemn.You need to click on each sinner to highlight them, then you click on the 'condemn' button (below) till you have at least 9 to condemn. As God, you can add more than 9 but these extra sinners will have to share one of the 9 levels of hell.You can add your own sinners in the box below. Merciful Gods can then move to step 2 where they can redeem sinners.

As an omnipient being you can of course enter your own suggestion for eternal condemnation:

Warning: If you press the enter key, all your sinners will be redeemed.

If you've made a mistake, or you're feeling a bit merciful, here you can redeem a few lost souls. You can always condemn them at a later date. You have the power to giveth and taketh away. Remember that Kirkby itself depends on your judgement. As God your choices may be unpopular but when condemning politicians it may be wise to show no mercy!

Step 3: Judgment of the Sinners.

Once you have at least 9 sinners condemned to eternal damnation you will need to make some choices. As God it is your task to judge the sinners so that each may go to the level of Hell which they deserve. Level One of Hell is 'Limbo' and level 9 is to be frozen in Ice for eternity. No remission for good behavior. The people of Kirkby look to YOU at this point to make judgment as you see fit. As the sinners are shown in the boxes below, you will need to decide in YOUR wisdom who is the most evil. These choices will cast the sinners to appropriate levels. Will YOUR hell please the God fearing people of Kirkby?

Who's more evil?

Step 4: More than 9 sinners?

Step 5: Knowsley Council Hell is created.

Now the sinners need to be condemned. Your Hell has 9 levels. If you have more than 9 sinners, some of them will have to share a level. Select two sinners next to each other (shift-click) and click "Squish".

This hell is in a .html (website) format. What you need to do is copy all the text in the box above and paste it into a blank Microsoft 'notepad' page. (start/programs/accessories/notepad) Rename the page hell.html and save it. The .html on the end is very important as it will turn the notepad file into a webpage instead of a text page. Save the notepad page as hell.html and you should have a webpage - double click on it and it will open up and reveal the hell you have created. You can email this hell to see which GOD has pleased us most!