Just call me Del Boy Gallagher anything you want I can get it - just look what
I did for myself! -15%,very tasty, loverly jubberley. Not a word from anyone, cos I will squash em,
I rule, I say what's what ,cos I am king of Knowsley see?
Biggest gang
I got the biggest gang around! All my mates are WELL LOOKED AFTER
if you know what I mean - nudge nudge, wink wink.
In our pocket
We got this county in our pocket and we are just laughing our head off
at the people because they don't even know we are screwing the life's blood
out of them, hee, hee.
The amount of pie's I got my fingers in, I should have 20 fingers or more,
loaded, mega-bucks, that's me and my mate, and my closest friends.
Get rid of the extra cash
Anyway the pot is that big we just can not get rid of the extra cash that's
around so we have decided to advertise for some (don't know if I can keep a straight
face here hee,haa, no stop it) good quality people from anywhere
and we can call them "HIGH CALLIBER PEOPLE HA,HA,HA" give them a big
fat salary and I'm sure I can get a finders fee, oops! there's another
finger in another pie, this is just to good to be true! Someone pinch me! ha-ha.
We sold everything!
What ya mean where did we get the money from? We sold everything!
The lot! You name it - we sold it! - St Kevin's School, All Saints School Field,
Windy Arbour fields, Kirkby baths, law courts, Sport Centre, Ruffwood School.
You name it we screwed it and there's still more to come. The Mafia are like a
gang of boy scouts compared to these boys, how else ya think I got me self 15%
and then, the fingers in pies no one has found out about yet! But not to worry -
if they find out I just resign and get a mega pay day from the council fund that
the poor slobs of Knowsley have to pay into - its called 'council tax', should be
called 'councillors and there mates tax' because we get a nice wedge of it!
Never mind the roads, housing repairs, schools, pensioners, and crime -screw
em all! I don't give a damn -me and my closest friends are doing very well
thank you and anyone who wants to get on board is welcome, you just have to
do what I say when I say or you could find yourself out.
TRAVEL EXPENSES
Me and my closest friends can get you money for anything!
Anything atall!,a nice little earner is the" TRAVEL EXPENSES",
if it costs 10p then you put down £10 or more, no one checks and if
there's a stink where someone starts to complain then one of the boys
will make the paper work look sweet and the one who complains is hounded out.
Even if you have to resign from the council you still get looked
after cos your one of the boys, we just put your best mate in your
job and your sorted, you can still have input into council business
even though you have been kicked out, cos your are one of the boys.
THE COUNCIL TAX
Then there is the best part of all - THE COUNCIL TAX - what a god send!
(good old Maggie) if we need more money and we run out of things to sell
then we put the council tax up.
What do ya mean we have to pay the increase as well? We are sorted geezer,
remember the expense accounts! , that's right the people pay our council tax.
But the piece de resistance is the scams you can dream
up and get major funding for. Need a new extension? £75,000 do ya? ,
just call it a grant and in 6 months write it off.
So what do ya say? are you the man/woman for the job?, are the benefits
of interest?, can you keep your mouth shut should anyone ask awkward questions?,
are you willing to sell the people of Knowsley down the river?
If so then please send your C.V. or police record and arrange to meet
up in some seedy place like the Municipal Building, Kirkby or Huyton Civic
building. Just ask for the 'BIG BOSS' they will know who you mean, Hee! Hee!
WARNING THIS JOB COULD LAND YOU WITH A LONG
JAIL TERM SHOULD YOU GET FOUND OUT!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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