Another one bites the dust
Tory Scumbag Lives Up To Expectations
Note: As if by magic - your mouse pointer on your computer screen should have turned
into Boris Johnsons ugly tory face. This artistic 'act of God' seemed to appear as this
page was being finished. It allows the user to move the head of the former Arts and Culture
minister in waiting, as you scroll down this page. At intervals in our news story (which
is serious) you will notice the waiting flames of Justice. For comedy relief, the beleaguered
working classes of Liverpool and the UK, might amuse themselves by moving the face of Boris
around these stop off points, thus ensuring your own amusement be that in work or at home or
Kirkby Library. This light comic relief is important as you contemplate the grim reality of
yet another middle aged XXL Tory 'bonking' someone not his wife.
"This is not the end". Boris Johnson's father sermonises to the media, just before the
revelations that Boris has been playing away. We were surprised to hear Boris had a
father given the rumours circulating on Merseyside.
Here's a gratuitous and horrible reminder of past Tory sins, just to stir up anti Tory
feelings amongst honest working class people.
 Podgy Tory David Mellor dressed only in a Chelsea Football top carrying out
'his duty' to an anorexic looking 'actress', or 'model' or something.
She had a posh name. Don't they all? 'All fur coat and no knickers' as my old Nan
used to say. The posh are the most perverted in the UK.
 Grey Haired Tory
creep John 'Family values' Major assuming extra -parliamentary duty with Edwina Curry.
A sickening train of thought is summoned when you contemplate what might have actually gone
on. Major was married. He must have suffered a mid life crisis and went for the Bet Lynch
of the benches in the House of Commons.
Remember Lord Geoffrey Archer? This fine example of Toryism led his 'fragrant' wife
(The Judge had a sniff) and also daughter to defend him in Court for libel. He roped his own
family in as alibi, a real example to the masses of Tory 'honesty'. The mask of Tory respectability
later slipped, just like his trousers on numerous occasions. Apparently
the 'Lord' was 'lording it up' whilst in the presence of young 'ladies of the night'.
This wasn't high class 'prozzies*', (*= slang for prostitutes) it was more your
'back of TJ Hughes' types, many of whom were giving change from a £50 note,
perhaps a £20 note knowing the famous reputation Lord Bargain Hunter Archer
has for penny pinching. Wayne 'the gargoyle' Rooney had better taste, and
it cost him £80 for 'home deliveries' before he slummed it in the Brothels
with the lads. Still, something's put the spring in Evertons step and Rooney
was not married.
Scouse 'mawkish sentimentality Vs Tory sleaze and betrayal.
Let's get back to the 'man of the moment' - Boris Johnson. The fact another Tory
has done the dirty on his wife is hardly a matter for most Scousers to actually bother
to write a news article on. We'd be writing them non stop like some crazed Reuters Dispatch
writer on speed if called to comment on every Tory sexual misdemeanour. We knew the Tories
would never sack him for making anti Liverpool /Ken Bigley/Hillsborough slurs. But beggars
cannot be choosers and Boris's demise; however it comes, is something we thank the Gods
for. Boris made a big mistake and got personal with us here in Liverpool (and every
Liverpool supporter in the World) , and we all recall how his Spectator editorial
criticised the way Liverpool people reacted to the capture and murder in Iraq of
Ken Bigley (by persons unknown) and accused us of "mawkish sentimentality". I'll
admit we were very upset indeed at Kens capture then the manner in which he was kept
then finally slaughtered by a gang of teenage killers. To Boris, a 62 yr old being
decapitated is just something he thought we should perhaps just shrug off. Not
content with having a dig on that delicate matter, and in the tradition of the
Tories and other misinformed or guilty parties, he also blamed drunken Liverpool
fans for contributing to the Hillsborough disaster in 1989. The Tories live
off these myth making stories in which working class people are made out
to be thugs and drunkards. Boris blamed us for the deaths of our own people,
and used his so called 'honest' reputation to rub this salt in our wounds.
These are the very same wounds the Evil Thatcher had tore open 15 years
ago. They will only truly heal when we find Justice for the Hillsborough
Victims. Many of us here have pledged to do what we can and to keep the
issue alive. Trust me when I tell you that some of the cleverest Scousers
have put there minds to this puzzle of deceit set before us, and we will
solve it. We'll patiently piece together the jigsaw. The internet is where
we present our evidence and were you will find no concrete evidence to suggest
that Liverpool fans caused Hillsborough. Ask yourself why this is so.
We've got thousands of witness reports, and photos, and some of the video
footage. The police have no evidence and they know it. The new labour
Government knows that they are sitting on evidence and have betrayed
us by not using the massive Labour majority to simply force through a
public inquiry. Families of the Hillsborough victims and survivors
have been told by leading new labour politicians that there was a
cover up. We knew the Tories had to cover it up, but many of us
believed that new labour, once in power, would deliver on the promises
they made. Tony Blair is a Tory. There is NO difference whatsoever
between new labour and the Tories apart from the fact new labour
still have the trump card of being able to maybe ban foxhunting
(after 7 years of promising) and presumably 'prove' that they are
all round good honest 'guys'. British politics is now some sick
Americanised soap opera political sham were 2 different 'personalities'
present different versions of the same basic plan given by rich powerful
people and organisations. Boris Johnson is on the lower tier of rich people,
but obviously has a vested interest in bashing the working class. Keeping
us down is vital if they are to remain up above us in control. Dragging
the Tories and the super rich layabouts down seems to be a service
to humanity.
Burn that Tory Boy..........
Tory 'Family men'
Now, we find out that Mr Family man, Mr Father of 4, and all round Mr 'honest' Tory
Boy Boris, has had an affair with the inevitable younger woman. This young
lady claims she even had an abortion, which perhaps suggests that Boris felt
a 'mistress' having another heir to the Johnson Fortunes, would be an embarrassment.
The story might develop with regards to the ins and outs of the whole mess he has made for
himself. Doubtless the inevitable Tabloid offerings of gold might lure the young lady to
'tell all'. Sadly, but inevitably, the repercussions and embarrassment will rebound
to his family, but that's something the men ought to think about,
especially men who assume the position of the guardians of morality
to the rest of us. But, what the brain knows to be right, and what the
heart knows to be true, is often lost in the passion of love or just
a cheap sexual affair with the usual slapper in waiting at the Tory
Party Christmas Office Party. This young lady knew Boris was married.
And no matter how much beer you drink, you will remember being married.
Do as we say (not as we do)
In the usual tradition of Tories or indeed other politicians who lecture the
rest of us about morality. Boris seems to have been caught with his trousers well and
truly down. His fine upstanding principles lost as other parts of his body seem to
have taken over command of the brains central control system and conscience. As a
man I understand - the heat of the moment is hard to resist isn't it? But, if
you're married and playing at happy families - you have no right to waving your
trouser-snake were it does not belong. You take the vows of marriage, you ought
to obey them. But sadly for Boris and many other politicians throughout the UK,
the chance to have one 'on the sly', it just too much. The old saying of 'do as
we say - not as we do' is a lifestyle choice for many of the elected officials
of office throughout the UK. Maybe all that acting respectable just drives them to
doing something not respectable.
In the tradition of another 'frontbencher' Lord Archer, old Boris has now earned
himself the tabloids titters, and the grand title of 'bonking Boris' and the broadsheets
raised eyebrows and polite yet vicious derision. That's sure to go down a treat with your missus
and the kids. I personally feel like suing the tabloids for burning an image of Boris 'bonking' into
my minds eye - (don't think about it!!!) after feeling nauseous and unable to eat my
chips curry and rice, I hold him personally responsible for a sudden loss of appetite.
Below - look at the 'come to the four poster bed eyes' beckoning -
Ask yourself WHY any sane women would want to 'get down' with this ……….
Creepy Johnson was also allowed to use Roger Phillips Radio show, as per usual
in these matters, as a platform for making his apologies after his slurs to Liverpool.
The arrogant Tory still wouldn't apologise in full and claimed he could "not retract the
broad thrust of the article". In other words, he is still having a dig from his
Ivory tower and laughing at us for giving him a tax-payers funded BBC Radio platform to have
another pop at us. The BBC, we should recall, is always happy to allow the Tories and even
Sun Editors to put the boot into the working class. The working class are the only legitimate
target left who have no legal comeback.
The next fool to wade in over Hillsborough
It's going to happen ladies and gentlemen. The inevitable will occur
after the initial noise dies down and the local media go back to the usual
capital of culture yawn-a-thon. Another smarmy self satisfied scribe is
likely writing out the rough draft as we speak, the poison pen poised, or
the grubby little fingers of same pale faced middle class Southern journalistic
sleazebag hovering over the keyboard inside the offices of The Tory-graph (Telegraph),
The Spectator, The Daily Mirage (Mirror), or the arse end of intellectual vandalism, the
Scum (Sun), or the Daily Slur (Star). Even the Guardian found time to take a few sly digs
at us in times past though not on Hillsborough and they've not took aim of late. So far
we've had Roger Phillips give a platform to the former chief constable Norman Bettisons
eulogies and later avoidance of mentioning the 'H word' (Hillsborough). The Sun editors
disgusting defence of the Rooney-gate scandal was another matter, and now this Tory
idiot Johnson. If Adolf Hitler was alive he'd surely be sitting in the beeb 'hotseat'
telling us that the bombs were 'nothing personal'. Our problem is that the
issue of Hillsborough falls into the pariah status of a white working class injustice.
Boris Johnson might think it's all over with, but I'm sure I speak for thousands of
good decent honest Scousers when I say that this isn't over by a long mark. No-one can escape
the past and when it catches up with you, there will be judgment. For now, the Gods of Fortune
are on our side, our enemy has fallen, and when a Tory falls, the rest are like a sharks who
will quickly circle on his vacated hot-seat As the Arts Minister in waiting is wounded, the
sharks circle.
Below, Kirkby Times was sent this sad testimony to Boris Johnsons state of mind
right now. This is a drawing retrieved from his waste paper bin in his Parliament
office. Thanks to Osama the cleaner for retrieving it, allauha akbar mate.
Boris Johnson might think him and his kind will always be safe from the
'likes of us', yet unbeknownst to him, the peasants are getting pretty much
pis**d off with him, with the Tories and Labour and all the pomp and circumstance
of the parasites of Parliament. There's a lot of angry people out here and Mr Boris
Johnson and the rest of his right wing bigoted Tory mates are going to find that there
dreams of a Tory Renaissance are doomed to failure.
Boris can stick his apology right up his XXL Tory backside. His pathetic
attempt to 'apologise' on Roger Phillips radio show is an insult to
Scousers. The next time Roger Phillips lets one of these Hillsborough ghouls on his
show he'd better hire some big burly security guards.
These Tories just won't stop having a go at us. But like the great
boxing Legend Muhammad Ali in 'The Rumble in the Jungle', the working class,
though battered and bruised, are used to taking a good belting on the ropes.
Every dig that goes in makes us angrier, every punch we take on the chin or
body, is soaked up and determines our resolve. Unlike the Great Ali, we are not
just one person. The Tories and anyone else who fancies lording it up over us
Working Class people, had better watch it. We're still in the ring, and as seen
by Boris, there digs are not as effective anymore. He hit the clever Scousers,
we feigned. He came back with a combination of more digs. We set up our guard
and no damage was done. We paused momentarily on the ropes, hiding our face
to prevent him seeing the steely resolve glaring in our eyes. He allowed his
false sense of security to leave an opening, we dug back - just like Muhammad
Ali in his glory days, and he never saw the sucker punch coming. By the time
he came to his senses, he'd lost his top Job with the Tories and tarnished
his reputation in politics seriously. Dazed from his encounter with the Might
of Liverpool, he also had to meekly walk out of his marital home, with the
old sad overnight suitcase in his hand whilst facing a pack of smirking
photographers and journalists asking him who the fancy women was etc. By
the time that happened, Mr Clever Scouser was laughing with his mates
at the stupid Tory who thought he'd win against us. Doubtless the ensuing
coverage and raised profile of Hillsborough will put more money into the
funds for the Hillsborough Justice Campaign. But we knew that. (donate
here) We have more of these idiots lined up and we know they
cannot help themselves. As usual, we will take the punishment, but
you get numb to the incoming punches after a while. The cycle repeats
- more losers for the political scrapbooks and more lowlifes to
sue/boycott or whatever. We'll keep going on. And we won't stop
until we get Justice. Rest assured we'll get it one way or the other.
If Hypocrisy was a fatal disease, every Tory in the UK would be very making a
hurried will. But who could they leave it to? Fortunately that question can be answered
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Coming soon 'Tory MP stays faithful to Wife' - A shock revelation set to rock
the foundations of traditional Tory politics. This is NOT another 'he was faithful to his
wife because he was gay' stories. This is the real deal. The wife is NOT a transvestite,
she is a heterosexual female.
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