Date Jesus!
Oasis thought they were hard!
Serial Cyber-Sex Enthusiast
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The Darkness - From the Dole to Rock'n'Roll Iconic Status. Check the latest cartoon! Here!
More on Queen! - with the Henshaw Rhapsody - Here!
Queen to miss Charles and Camilla wedding Here!
Blairs World! - Here!
Waynes World! - Here!
Steve Gerrard, A Racist More here!
Kirkby Times Official Advice of what to do in case of Terrorist Attack! Here!
Keights Way - a great new single by the ex leader of the Republic of Knowsley - here!
The Scallies - Guest starring Bin Laden - topical adventures with Kirkby's answer
to Southpark - here!
The Scallies - Guest starring David Bellamey - more adventures with the loveable rogues - here!
A new cartoon for Kirkby Times - 'The Scallies' - check it out la! Plus a link to a Scally website! here.
One mans struggle to build Kirkby's Lacoste Grotto - A touching tale which will bring a tear to the eye of us all. An emotional roller-coaster! Here!
Check this out! - a Merseyside Councillor on a porn website! - absolutely sick! check it out!
A link to some VERY funny posters - a spoof USA whitehouse website - have fun!
The funniest website in Scotland - you'll LOVE this one! - a classic case of 'let's drink stupid amounts of alcohol and build a website'
it's called first foot.com and they even sell their own whiskey! - honest - no lie this! - check it out here. You'll love it! - put it in your favourites along with kirkbytimes.co.uk!
New KHT (Knowsley Housing Trust) uniform from Camp X ray in Cuba! - check this out for a laugh! Here!
Bustard's Blog - Councillor Robin Bustard - A Kirkby Councillors online diary. Here!
Have a laugh at this nightmare tale of LSD and a group of lads in Amsterdam who thought
it would be a great idea to take 2 extremely powerful lsd tablets then go on a pub crawl
in the red light district - check this very funny story here!
Have a laugh at one of the UK's leading firm of defamation lawyers, Rumpole Smarmsworth and Partners, with links to 'suethebastards.com so YOU can sue someone online! Check it here.
Watch this funny video of a 2 yr old kid singing a song -goosy goosy gander, falling over, then singing the 'abc' alphabet song. Check it here (just under 1mb)
Purchase the Kirkby Times 'Love ring'- Men testify to the power of this ring - you too could be living the life of Riley as some rich woman gives you £1000 beer money a week! BUY IT NOW!
Check this classic tale of daftness! Its a classic and involves someone still here in Kirkby! Here!
Faces in the Crowd, our look at Everton fans and there fondness towards Michael Owen. Pretty funny!
Kirkby Times offered Millions off some African Bloke called Mr Tambo who contacted us by e-mail!, looks really legit, check it!
Kirkby Times uncover Kirkby Crack heads selling Crack cocaine online, boycott this EVIL WEBSITE!
and check it out online here!........ Buy Crack Online Its way out of order!
Kirkby times photographer fights Ricky Tomlinson on Euston to Lime Street train. Check this one, just in! Only now can this tale be told legally!
You will be shocked! Read it here!
Match Fixing in Kirkby.Just in! We name the 'russian connection' and call for a re match. Justice must be done. Support the campaign for a Re Match.
Don't let Kirkby's football players become as bent as the politicions!
Oasis in Email abuse to Kirkby Times. Noel Gallagher loses the plot completely. Kirkby Times to sue Oasis front man Gallagher!.
A Kirkby man has won the Turner /Art Prize after his dog, 'Jacko' was run over accidently.
Kirkby is gripped with 'modern art fever' as locals inspired by Billy Mc Skivers win are looking to deal in the
international art markets. We also ask, is modern art just a load of bollo***?
New In! ,check this out Jesus in Kirkby!, one mans struggle to let the world know he is the real Son of God.
Has the Lord been moving among us? Have you seen a messiah in Westvale? or heard talk of holy scriptures down the local? We bring you proof of one mans credible claim to being our Saviour.
Had a Fight with someone famous? The Kirkby Times photographer has published
an incident with Oasis but there are more to come. We have photo's of an incident with Paul Mc Cartney plus
a damning series of photo's of Brooksides Stars behaving in a violent hooligan like manner. stories due for release include 'Elvis Presley: One Punch and he was a goner'
and 'Atomic Kitten, how I broke my vow never to hit women'. Also Coming, 'CCTV Sex Act, mystery Kirkby celebrity
caught in compromising position'. These stories are EXCLUSIVE to Kirkby times.
Alien Scum! have been long darkening Kirkbys Skies.
The UFO threat has led to a disturbing wall of silence from the Council and Government. but our exclusive Photos of
Alien Attacks in broad daylight are fast gaining a reputation on the internet as some of the best UFO footage seen in the UK recently.
Get a Job! Kirkby times has an online Job-Shop coming soon.
We have 'Persecution for the unemployed' workshops and the launch of the Kirkby Times 'Jail a single Mum campaign'.
Government Statistics show that Single Mums in Kirkby are claiming some 14 Billion of Welfare benefits per year. The figure for teenage pregnancies here has reached
5.8 per household. Statistically speaking, this means 68% of Kirkbys School kids are currently pregnant or expectant fathers.
Cyber Sex pregnancy
Shock report on serial cyber sex enthusiast Dave Theakston who could be the Worlds
first internet Dad. A Kirkby Woman who is now pregnant by 'Theakston' may well be a warning
to anyone looking for 'cybersex'. This shocking tale can be seen here!
Kirkby Man invented Windows 95! Ronnie Johnstone is suing Bill Gates and Microsoft, check out his tale of being done over by Gates.
The Kirkby Times Fish Tank of Culture is still here for all the fans of online participation in
mass 'fish-tank meditation'. The fishes are back to amuse Office Workers everywhere as they look at the fish and
sigh away the hours till pay day.Please Join us as we contemplate nothing in particular. Donate to the Kirkby times fish
of culture fund.Check out the under-water action here!
Local Church stolen by local man.Read this amazing story of crime and tragedy.
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